To all you incorrigible disbelieving modern Wushu bashers, relentlessly, picking on their flamboyant wushu cartwheels and somersaults in their forms ……..

Tell me this – what is one to do when you inadvertently step on banana peel???

Huh, tell me!!!

Why, you somersault to break the fall and look cooooool at the same time, you imbecile!

Now go eat your oatmeal and practice your standing on your head, flipping and all that …….go go….